we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
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