Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
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