I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
oh god the rape fog is back!
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
you told grandpa to call you daddy
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
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