The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
I am spending my child support on dildos
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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