I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
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