ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
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