You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
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