why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
I'm both gender and math confused
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