went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
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