The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
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