So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
Randomize
