Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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