Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
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