No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
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