Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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