Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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