so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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