you win again, gameday.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
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