Haym$ered
turn off your phone and go to bed
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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