very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
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