I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
Randomize
