Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
My Tinder date from last night is my Uber driver for tonight's Tinder date...neither of us said a word.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
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