let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I just talked to a CEO of a fortune 500 company while pooping. I LOVE being self employed.
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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