Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
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