So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
Randomize
