That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
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