I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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