And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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