she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
Also, beer. Big fan.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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