i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
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