I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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