i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
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