Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
Holy shit dude........stairs
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