Just mADE A PArabola og urine
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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