dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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