I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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