how can u be prego again
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
Pants 0. Shit 1.
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
Randomize
