it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
ha. weirdest feeling ever. just wiped my ass with my non-dominant hand. (eating cheeseburger with right one)
Your grandmother is in heaven weeping.
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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