I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
Randomize
