You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
Randomize
