She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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