I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
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