One girl and one boy is just not enough.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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