using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
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