So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
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