I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
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