SEEEEXXX PLEASE
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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