Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
Can you please stop fucking every bartender in the city? Just once I want to have a Jack and Coke without fielding questions about your availability.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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