She is in my trunk
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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