Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
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