Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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