3am cut off hipster s***'s afro on porch. Opened champagne. Felt like delilah cutting off samson's hair. Then shower & anal. So I guess his powers are intact.
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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