I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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