I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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