She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
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