i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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